The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
"thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw. "
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Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin. Now you are aware.
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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
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My mother, I swear
She yelled at me because I laughed when my brother said that 6x8=52. Come on now, who wouldn’t laugh at that. Calm yo tits mom, it was funny. Not my fault that you do not possess a sense of humor and are always in a shit-tastic mood all the damn time.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like






